Good weather during finals
Professor: why didn’t you do your essay?
Me: the trouble with schools is, they always try and teach the wrong lessons.
*dances away from responsibility*
The Man of Steel.
The Last Son of Krypton.
Faster than a speeding bullet,
Stronger than a locomotive,
He has lasers for eyes,
and can fly without even flapping his arms.
But his most notable power was Lois Lane.
The love of an amazing woman is a phone booth that can turn a man from a spineless news reporter into a symbol of justice, into a reason why it’s safe to walk outside while the sun is sleeping.
I’ll be honest, I don’t have a cape. Or a costume.
I wasn’t born on Krypton
and it’s been a really, really long time since I’ve been in a fight
but I will fight gravity for you.
If you’re upset and you don’t feel like talking,
I will try to use my x-ray vision
to look inside of you and see what’s really wrong.
If you need me to,
I will use my superhuman strength
and put your entire world on my shoulders.
If you let me, I will do my best to be Superman for you.
Because you deserve it.