it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
In the chest
have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
And the fact that we the MASSES do it all the same time!
Last night I was going to bed and right before when I was ready to shut off my laptop my dad comes down and says “Since you’re still up, you can clean your bathroom”
So I’m like up at 3am like choking on 409, but I tell my friends and they’re like.
“Just say no.”
How do I explain to you that there is no saying no to black parents?
Especially when you’re a legal adult living under their roof?
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i